brain streching (IOW, brain storming, brain bursting, etc...)

http://imas.g.hatena.ne.jp/OKIMI/20060727/1153971361
How to solve this fujoshi such has no sense of direction ... ?

  1. Give her a compass.
    One of the method to carry it always with her is, make it into a wareable accessories.
    For example, a collar. The choker is wonderful, ...Oops, it cannot be seen by herself!! (LoL).
    It will be more suitable that just a necklace than a choker...
  2. If she's not allergic to use electro / mechanical devices, Give her "au"'s GPS mobile phone, which adapt for "EZ navi walk".
    Toshiba's model such as "W43T" has 3D view screen to navigate her, looks like what she seen really front of her!! That's quite strong equipment.
  3. Additionally, "EZ Anhsin-navi" can enable you to know where she locates at anytime on your mobile phone.
    Nowadays, since the simillar service based on PHS has been expired, it's the only way that using GPS based service...
  4. The Vodafone 3G also has a simillar GPS based navigation service, but it's too slower and slower than au's. I don't recommend it.
    The only Vodafone's advantage is, available in all over the world where the Vodafone and roaming GSM microwave reaches...
    BTW, the Japanese domestic user don't need a global service. :-)
  5. Before you need such expensive services as above, it is needless to say that the most excellent way (in both of cost and conveniency) is to be trained enough to tell by words where she locates now.
  6. The another way not to lose her way is, ... to keep her always in your sight & range to catch !! (LoL)
    Too hard ? Good luck !

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